Me as a parent
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
sleeping is just staring at your eyelids
what have you done
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what if in hell every spider you killed during your life crawled on you for all eternity
This makes me want to be a good person
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
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