February 2012
328 posts
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
STANLEY, BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY!!!
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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Some things are going down and I could really use...
I really wanna write messages and put them in...
When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar...
haha legit
That moment when the teacher calls on you to... →
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My cat thinks I am a bed.
he sounds like that google translator thing
LOLOLOL
LOL This totally doesn’t even fit on my blog, but holy fuck. What is air?!
LMAO I FEEL LIKE THIS NIGGA JUST TOLD ME A FUCKIN STORY LOL!
LOLOLOLOL WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY LMFAOOO
OMG I AM CRYING. OMG. AHAH
SORRY GUISE, HAD TO REBLOG. DEAD.
HE’S CLASSY! LMAO
hE JUST MADE MY DAY.
Lmfao ohfuckinggod
LITTLE NIGGA BIGGER THEN A...
My conversation with my mom after I got a second...
Me: Since I got the job wanna bring me home food?
Mom: *Click*
How I Met Your Mother and Friends Similarities
scaryraineri:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1YvEkx/www.geekfill.com/2012/01/23/friends-vs-how-i-met-your-mother/
Chandler IS the best one on FRIENDS. I thought I was the only one who thought that.
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La Dispute is playing at the Middle East on 4/30.
I don’t know how I feel. I’ve been there once but I heard security absolutely sucks there. I wanna see them though.
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Phil Phillips please just marry me.
I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought...
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blackdutchess:
Let me interject some equid applicable knowledge. Now, a giraffe is not an equid but horses cannot throw up. What makes you think a giraffe can?
Giraffes cannot throw up.